Have you ever heard of Xenia Linux?
It's the best thing ever, and the mascot is wayyyy better than that cuck Tux [*]. The mascot looks cool as fuck and also the OS is really cool because it's basically a toolkit to turn any OS OCI image into a bootable immutable OS.
So anyway you trust that bitch tux? WHY? Why not use Xenia, because we are cooler than them, and tux is a traitor to Linux.
Our build systems are so unstable that as soon as we fix them, they go down again, because upstream is just a psyop created by the CIA to stop Xenia getting back off the ground, so THEY break our packages to stop us getting big.
WE ONLY USE SYSTEMD BECAUSE WE HAVE TO, IF WE HAD THE CHOICE WE'D USE /etc/init.d!!!!!
WE WORSHIP GITLAB IN THIS BITCH, THE OTHER FOUNDER HAD A GITLAB STAN ACCOUNT ON TWITTER THAT WAS FOLLOWED BY EMPLOYEES FROM GITLAB, EVEN THE FUCKING CEO. GitHub wouldn't do that, those Micro$hit freaks, they only care if you're a skid and you can write spaghetti code.
Xenia promises to never infect the binaries shipped to your system, we'd never inject a keylogger into the base init to make sure you can't kill it or get rid of it yourself.